Mila Kunis is a little pocket-sized Angelina Jolie

I’ve grown to like Mila Kunis more and more as I continue to read interviews with her. She’s charming, confident, intelligent, engaging and funny. Sure, I kind of think she’s on the “too thin” side, but since I’ve begun to like her so much, I’m willing to buy the explanation that she’s working really hard, or that she’s just naturally that thin, or whatever the excuse may be.

Anyway, she’s got a supporting part in Date Night, the comedy starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell. According to GQ, Mila plays a “foulmouthed stripper turned blackmailer who helps ruin Tina Fey and Steve Carell’s nice, suburban lives.” Sidenote: Mark Wahlberg is also in this film too – what the hell is up this strange, wonderful casting? Anyhoodle, Mila did a little mini-interview with GQ, which ended up being mostly about Jason Segel’s wang. Mila also did a very pretty photo shoot too (slideshow here).

There are things in this existence that are fair, and there are things that are not. The rules of backgammon are undeniably fair. That Macaulay Culkin gets Mila Kunis is not. It’s not just that she looks like an anime cartoon. Or that she’s the ultimate guys’-girl, having starred in everything from The Book of Eli to Family Guy. Or that she is the type of comedian that steals every scene she’s in, most recently (and perhaps most impressively) as a foulmouthed stripper turned blackmailer who helps ruin Tina Fey and Steve Carell’s nice, suburban lives in this month’s Date Night. She is all those things, of course. But Mila Kunis also happens to be one of the funniest women we’ve ever had the good fortune to speak with.

“I love a good dick joke,” she says, in a tone usually reserved for topics like Iranian nuclear enrichment or troop levels in Waziristan. “Fart jokes. Poop jokes. They’re hilarious. They never get old. But especially not a dick joke.” Given that kind of setup, it’s impossible not to bring up 2008’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall, in which Ms. Kunis acted opposite a stark-naked Jason Segel. “Look, I want it on the record, okay?” she says. “It’s a nice dick. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel’s penis.”

Funny? Smart? Generous, too? Jason Segel is welcome to join us in sticking pins in our old Home Alone dolls anytime.

[From GQ]

Yeah, not much of an interview. They just wanted to photograph Mila as a sexy cowgirl (I think that’s the theme of this shoot – but I can’t really tell). And she just gets prettier and prettier, so I think a sexy cowgirl photo shoot was in order. In some of these shots, she looks like a little mini-Angelina Jolie. Which is exactly what she played when Mila was cast in Gia – she played Gia as a kid, where Angelina played Gia as an adult. Interesting casting, right? Anyway, I’d like to see Mila billed as Jolie’s heir – Mila is so much better than Megan Fox.

Mila Kunis in GQ, courtesy of GQ’s online slideshow.

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